I gave up cigarettes but, I didn't give up smokin'
Styling' and Profilin' Holiday Cheer...
Thank you... Thank you very much.
Vegetarians make my hair curl!
Where's the Mirror?
Meet me under the mistletoe.
Nerd by day... Superhero by night
Ethel, get your purse! We're going out!
Kisses are free circus tricks will cost you.
Dispensing love advice is my side job.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. My neighbors always stare.
America's sex symbol.
Delivery is always an issue... Merry Christmas.
Einstein knew relativity, I know lovability.
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